Party crasher

Lavon and Summer stand together, drinks in hand as the party continued...

Lavon: ...So, if you said yes, you'd be out with him tonight.

Summer: I swear, he's, like, so helpless when he talks to me. It's kinda cute, but, he's not my type. Plus, he's all... excited about his work, like I'm supposed to care. What? I'm supposed to be impressed that he thinks he's smart... (rolls eyes) Never liked Nerds... (sticks out tongue)

Lavon: You let him down easy, or hard?

Summer: I wasn't thaaat hard... But, honestly, I don't care. He can handle it. Men should be tough, it'll make him stronger.

Lavon: But, it won't get him what he wants. That's you.

Summer: Lavon... Everybody wants this. (looks in his eyes with a coy smile.) ...But, I only settle for the best.

With a sly smile, Lavon draws in his bottom lip giving it a thorough moistening.


Javis walks over to Blitz.

Javis: Yo, man, who's that big dude roughing you up just then?

Blitz: Naw, dawg, it was nutin'. He jus' mah boy, Boozie. Homie jus' got out the lock an' shit. He got some shit to work out his system- Still got dat prison mentality, you know. Five years can do dat to a mutha fucka.

Javis: Naw, man we can't be having no trouble in here...

Blitz: Yo, man. Stop being a damn pussy an' shit. Why you so surry nigga? He aint gonna do nuthin' if niggas jus' stop makin' trouble wit' 'em. Dang!

Javis: Yeah... Where he going? Where the fuck is he going?

Blitz: Nigga jus' tryin' ta have a good time an' shit. Say he wanna dance... he gotta dance. Damn nigga! Have a drank or sumthin'!



As Lavon and Summer laugh together, a large shadow looms over them. Lavon looks up over summer's shoulder. She stops and turns around. Boozie, all Six feet- Six inches of his massive bulk stand behind her breathing down her mane of curly brown hair and staring down her back to her rounded, perky buttocks. His breathing heavy like a bull ready to charge, his hard stare-down more threat than the sign of affection most men give a beautiful woman, arms at the ready in a position a western gunfighter takes during a duel. Boozie's knuckles cracks as he stretches out and flexes his fingers. Summer turns slowly to face him. A very tall woman herself, she comes to barely his chin. His breath hard and hot on her face, she is speechless, looking up as she steps back to make space between them. Summer and Lavon stare as silence takes over.

Boozie: Dance wit' me.

Summer: Excuse me?

Boozie: What? I need to repeat myself, ho?

Summer: I'm...with somebody.

Boozie: Yeah. You with me tonight. Now, let's dance. (reaches out for her)

Lavon: (stepping foward) Hold up dude-

SMACK!!! Lavon stumbles back against a table. In the loud, dark, crazily lit club, no one notices the commotion in the corner.

Summer: Lavon!

Lavon: I'm fine!

Boozie grabs Summer as she reaches for Lavon. She's turned violently around as his hand grips her wrist.

Boozie: Let's go bitch! I'mma get dat dance! I'mma getcho number too!! Bitch you don't stop, I'mma BUST you in yo shit!!!

Summer's feet slide across the floor as her arm is pulled.

Summer: Let me go!! I aint going anywhere with you!

Lavon leaps toward Boozie and with two swings, connects twice with his face. Summer falls back as Boozie's grip fails.

Lavon: (Fists up) I'm a lover, not a fighter, but, I'mma have to make an exception this once mother fucker!

Boozie: (nods head) Oh, you bout ta getcho shit fucked up, bitch!

RRRAAAARGH!!! From behind, arms lock around Boozies throat. Javis yells as he clamps down on Boozies neck.

Javis: Yeah, nigga! How you like that?! Didn't know I was watchin' yo big ass, huh? Can't let a big, dumb muthah fucka like you out of a nigga's sight for a second!

Lavon: Get him, Javis!

Boozie fails around with Javis on his back.

Javis: See!! That's why niggas can't have nice things! Niggas like you always gotta act up, spoiling a good time!!! (chokes hard) Why you got ta be like that, huh?! (chokes hard) Why.You.Got.To.Be.Like.That?!

Boozie throws his head back hitting Javis in the face. Then, he tosses him off.

Boozie: I'm 'bout ta fuck all ya'll up! (points to Lavon) You! (points to Summer) 'Specially You, Ho!!

Blitz rushes to him. Party goers start to notice the chaos.

Blitz: Yo, Boozie! C'mon, dawg, let dis shit go! Hey man It-

Smack!! Blitz hits the floor with a bleeding nose.

Boozie: Stay out o' dis nigga!

Lavon: Yo, Blitz! Who da fuck is dis nigga?

Javis: Dumb mutha fucker invited his big ass. Just got out of prison.

Lavon facepalms.

Javis: (smiles) What's wrong, dude? I guess you been locked up so long you forgot how to treat a girl? I guess you been fuckin' dudes up the ass for so long...

Javis ducks a swing as the crowd gasps.

Javis: (spreads his arms) What you got?

There's a faint, dull thump. A man on the dance floor feels it. He pauses.

Lavon: You wanna dance? Let's dance.

A couple party goers notice as the floor trembles...

Party goer: (dances) That bass is bumpin' like a bitch!

Javis: (runs tongue across lips) ...Take yo' big ass down.

Drinks at the bar vibrate. Concentric circles form rings in the liquids in every glass. The bartender looks around... This isn't the bass...

Lavon and Javis jump at Boozie.

THUD!! The floor shakes violently. several people fall to the floor. Many others lose there footing. summer lands on her butt. Boozie, Lavon and Javis collape into each other.

THUD!!! Another. THUD!!! Another. The sound system cuts off and the club goes silent...

Partygoer: (quietly) What the fuck is that?

A frantic security guard rushes into the club...

Guard: EVERYBODY!!! GET OUT NOW!!!!!!

The ceiling and walls cave in. People begin to panic and scream. Pillars collapse releasing debris on the club. Terrified party-goers head for the exits and wherever there is an opening to escape the falling chaos. Lavon grabs Summer and yanks her to her feet. As they look around, the ceiling rips away revealing an dark sky tinged with the orange of street lights outside. A massive form moves above them.

Javis: Oh, shit!!! Let's go!!!

As the threee of them rush away, Boozie stumbles to his feet amidst the rising insanity. He looks up, shielding his eyes from the falling dust and bright lights with his hand. A huge shape rises over him and begins to come down. His eyes spread wide.

Boozie: Wa-Ah! AAAAAH!

AS Lavon yanks Summer away, behind them, a massive claw comes down with an overwhelming thud, silencing Boozies screams and smothering the place that they once danced.

Lavon and Summer look around as they take to the streets outside. Everything is destroyed. The entire area has been consumed by dust, smoke and ash. As terrified people run for their lives in all directions, smoke bellows and embers spark and what remains of the damaged buildings, like all others around, crumbles and collapses. a loud moaning roar rises into the air sending an electric chill down every spine and turning fleeing legs into rubber. The moan carries far and wide over a hellish burning city.